Funny life quotes

My Favorite Funny Life Quotes

By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Manish_Kapoor]Manish Kapoor
I just love collecting Quotes on all subjects. Whenever I come across a good funny life quote that make me laugh or inspiring and motivational life quote that shake me to the core and inspire me to take action, I jot them down on my computer. Later on, whenever I feel blue, I just open my computer and read all my collection of quotes.
Reading them gives me quick boost in my energy that carries though the day keeping me active and closer to achieving my goals. The best thing they do to me is that they quickly get me into the positive frame of mindset that is necessary to get true success in life.
It has been scientifically proven that laughing for 10 minutes can significantly reduce level of stress and strength immune system as well. Funny Life Quotes makes me burst with laughter. They make me rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Thus they help me lessening stress.
As a result, I forgot all my stress, worries and tension of the day. I feel like a completely new person since funny life quotes had thrown the stressed and sad person out of me. And then I feel happy and so my family is happy. That matters me more than anything else in the world. My self esteem and energy is off the chart it's so high.
Ok, so here are those 10 Favorite Funny Quotes About Life to elicit a great chuckle to you and your family.
1- Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
2- Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it
3- Just when you think there's light at the end of the tunnel, you discover it's an on-coming train.
4- You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5- Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. ----Everett McKinley Dirksen
6- Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. ---Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left
7- In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ----Kathy Norris
8- The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." ~ Natalie Wood
9- Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays. ----Henry Youngman
10- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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How to Be Funny

How to Be Funny
Life Experiences (not Words) Are Funny
By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Sterling_Barnes]Sterling Barnes

Try this, think of a story, something that really did happen to you, one that you've told over and over again to lots of people throughout your life. Maybe it was how you met your lover, barely survived a car accident during a bad snowstorm or saw someone famous at the airport. (Mine was Morgan Freeman, he was on the same flight as me, headed to Atlanta). Whether your story is funny or not really doesn't matter right now. The important part is how you go about recalling the experience in your mind. More than likely your head is filled with a string of pictures, distinct sounds, and maybe even a rush of feelings. Chance are the last thing that's going on in your mind when you think about telling "your story" is the exact words you choose. Am I right?

Here's a big tip if you are wanting to learn how to be funny: A very large part of what makes a joke or story funny is how you respond to the circumstances as you are telling it. This goes far beyond just the words you say. Its how you re-live the moment that matters most. Why is this? Well your audience, whether its your buddies at the bar or a crowded room filled with strangers, wants to leave their reality an enter yours. If they didn't want this then they wouldn't bother to take the time to listen to what you have to say.

That's why is it is so vitally important that you first hook and keep the people you are talking to engaged. The easy way to do this is to let them in your head. Give them a glimpse of the world from where you stand. How do you do this? You do it by showing real emotion as you tell your story or joke. You know, the same way you told that story about how you wore braces until you were 20 and no one wanted to kiss you. Maybe during this story you covered your mouth with your hands to show how you re-lived your embarrassment. Or you might have even spoken with a "spitty-mumbly" voice to let people know how awkward you felt. Either way, I hope you get my point about how the funny comes out through your re-living, reacting, and interpreting the circumstances of your own story as you see it.

At the end of the day all that you really want to accomplish is to make people laugh. When you are able to focus on the sounds, visual imagery, and your own feelings about an experience and disconnect yourself from the words by themselves then you are well on your way to learning how to be funny. Sure, all of this might sound weak and mushy, but it works.

Are you interested in learning how to be funny? Yes, No, Maybe? Well what if I asked if you want to be more social, more charming and meet more of the opposite sex? There is no better (or fun) way to do this than honing your sense of humor. Come visit us at [http://www.hungryforhumor.com]Hungry For Humor to get pointers on how you can learn how to be funny (it really is possible) and really understand what makes people laugh.

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Funny Ways to Save Money

Some Funny Ways to Save Money

By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Steven_Gillman]Steven Gillman

The following funny ways to save money are meant to be just that: funny. They are collected from blogs, websites and the minds of twisted scrooges. My disclaimer: Meant for entertainment purposes only - Please don't try these at home.

Visit neighbors while they are working in their gardens and continue to compliment them on the great job they've done until they finally offer you some free vegetables. You can probably do this with several neighbors in order to spread out these foraging trips and limit them to one or two per month for each. Estimated annual savings versus buying the vegetables: $110.

Ask for extra religious tracts from the next religious zealots to knock on your door and then replace half of each restaurant tip with one. Annual savings based on eating out once weekly with an average tip of four dollars (before 50% replacement with that nice little booklet): $104

Accept the gift that all fast food restaurants offer you: packets of ketchup, mustard and other condiments. Have each of your kids take seven or eight extra before you leave and stop buying condiments for the house altogether. Have them take extra napkins while they are at it. Potential savings each year: $130

Pee in the shower once daily. Hey, you're there anyhow, and it goes down the drain. Based on a three gallon flush for the toilet use being replaced, you'll save 1,000 gallons of water annually. Multiply that by the per-gallon charge from your local water company or municipality to determine your annual savings.

Search lost-and-found departments at businesses, governmental buildings and other places and say, "There it is!" whenever you come upon an item that you need and like. To get the most savings with this strategy you have to focus on taking things that you would have otherwise bought, and not things like fancy umbrellas you never would have paid for. Also, be careful about day planners, books and other things that might have the name of the owner on or in them. How much money can you save in this way? That depends on your motivation level and acting ability.

Remove the downspout from your gutter so you can shower under the resulting stream of falling water when it rains. Based on a once monthly outdoor shower that saves you ten gallons of hot water this can save you at least thirty cents annually.

Cut open lotion and shampoo containers to get the last 20% that Consumer's Reports says is normally thrown away. Potential savings for your time? At least $1.17 per hour of effort.

More funny ways to save money? Teach the dog to beg neighbors for food. Visit friends right at dinner time to get free meals. Call long distance during lunch and leave a message so the other person has to return the call and pay for it. Wash your car by soaping it up just before a thunderstorm and letting the rain rinse it.

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